14 February 2017

Giant statue of Zuma to be erected

By Mike Smith

14th of February 2017

It has come to my attention that the useless ANC wants to erect a giant statue of Jacob Zuma in Groot Marico in the Western Transvaal.

Now I know that Jacob Zuma is a “Groot”…, but a “Groot Wat”?

As usual the ANC cannot come up with any new things. They have no initiative. There is already a giant statue of Zuma made from red Verona marble at the Eberhard Karls University, in Tübingen, Germany.

You can see it over here: Pi-Chacán

37 comments:

  1. Anonymous3:33 am

    Haha Jee Zus Kwaius!!

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    1. Anonymous7:06 am

      JORRE!!

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  2. Anonymous4:17 am

    Here is another attempt of a white liberal, do-gooder, 'Rainbow' warrior that has failed miserably. should we reach out our hand in friendship or what?

    http://www.w24.co.za/Entertainment/Books/could-this-be-the-most-racist-book-in-south-africa-20170213

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    1. Here is a rule of thumb for South Africa: The more upset they get about it the more true it is.

      Judging from the way the coloureds are carrying on about that book and knowing the coloureds very well, all I can say is that every single word in that book is true.

      My advise is to get a copy as soon as possible before they change the chapters.

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    2. hehehe! [at the risk of sounding like The Showerhead] Agreed Mike. Ons ken mos die Kapies.
      The original version will become an Africana collectors item.

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    3. Anonymous1:36 am

      We already know what the coloureds are like, so why waste your money. That kind of book appeals to tourists who are in the Cape for a week and stay well away from the Cape Flats.

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    4. Anonymous2:54 pm

      Boere_Ninja

      Anonymous4:17 am

      Where Im from we call them "bush cats" Lyk soos n kat sonder tande - bos kat" when they smile.

      When that book came out, the only thing I heard was, jou ma se ....

      https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/d8/88/55/d88855498090d8f496cf51c7b28d8d26.jpg

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  3. R20 000 for the man who pulls down that statue with his Hilux bakkie.. Will post the cheque to Mike and make sure you get it.. Any takers.?

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    1. Anonymous7:03 am

      Yes, but I don't want any money. I'll do it for free.

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    2. Anonymous10:44 am

      R20K is bail money. YOu know mos you going to get an American style SWAT team coming for you if you did this. Because the statue is more important than a farmer you see...

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    3. Anonymous12:03 pm

      @Anon 10:44am

      R20K is probably the actual cost of the smelly statue and the difference will be pocketed.

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    4. Anonymous3:25 pm

      Let them SWAT away, and I will SWAT back, if any white man is arrested by these goons, his life will be totaly in any case maybe will stand a better chance by resisting, I can't afford a lawyer so it's the only option left for me.
      Well until that day arrives I will enjoy life.
      Digenis.

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  4. Anonymous5:20 am

    N groot D*** en klip dom?

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  5. Anonymous5:24 am

    I hope the pigeons cover it in shit.

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  6. Oom Schalk Lourens will piss on the statue.

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  7. Anonymous7:15 am

    Ek gaan ook n kans kry om n standbeeld met kak te gooi. Voor ons die stuk kak afbreek.

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    1. Anonymous2:38 am

      Please let me join you...

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  8. Anonymous7:40 am

    Maybe we should get together and tender for it, scoop the bucks and have one huge pissup and braai.

    Leave a Chinese dildo in the sand as a fitting resemblance!

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    1. Anonymous2:35 am

      I just pissed myself...whaaahaaaa

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  9. Anonymous7:46 am

    http://www.timeslive.co.za/politics/2017/02/14/Zuma-asks-why-criminals-are-able-to-get-off-scot-free1

    After reading the above link,a large white hand hitting his ear would be a great statue.

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  10. Anonymous10:34 am

    The Spear of the Nation...

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  11. Anonymous10:41 am

    Nothing a javelin missile launch won't solve :D

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  12. I did not expect the giant female organ on the link, rather a large rusty starfish, or a crap coated balloon knot...

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    1. @ Anton...You are right. Calling Jacob Zuma a CUNT is wrong and an insult to cunts worldwide. At least a cunt is useful.

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  13. Anonymous11:30 am

    There is also a monument dedicated to him in Kimberly, n moerse Groot gat.

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    1. Hehehe...reminded me of my one Afrikaans teacher at school who used to refer to them as "Spelonke"...I couldn't figure it out until someone told me that a "Spelonk" is 'n "Swart gat".

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  14. Anonymous12:55 pm

    put a portable shower around the statue :D

    ...and a bar of soap

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  15. Anonymous1:50 pm

    Here's an ideal sculpture to represent old Showerhead.

    http://weirdandwonderfulamerica.com/shit-fountain-chicago/

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  16. Anonymous7:08 pm

    The useless scumbags use the Piss The Whiteman Off Scale to make decisions. From 0 to 10 if it ranks anything above 7 it's implemented. Like that dead fraudster jackie selebe would have said " finished and klaar "

    All of them a bunch of big Pi-Chacan's.

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    1. Anonymous10:27 am

      selebi died? Now wonder he is/was so quite. :D

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  17. Mike, here our mate shitNkwinti is at it in style now.

    http://southafricatoday.net/south-africa-news/da-encourages-anc-on-land-reform/

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  18. Anonymous3:11 am

    A total of 11 farm murders and 30 attacks have been recorded in the first two weeks of this month‚ according to AfriForum.

    http://www.timeslive.co.za/local/2017/02/15/Four-men-arrested-as-farm-murders-in-spotlight

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  19. Anonymous3:15 am

    This is the future of crime in SA. Come in force/convoy and take. Home or business. No more stealth theft. Full on invasion.

    WATCH: Lightning raid on cycle store nets burglars a R1.2m haul

    http://www.timeslive.co.za/local/2017/02/15/WATCH-Lightning-raid-on-cycle-store-nets-burglars-a-R1.2m-haul1

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    1. Anonymous6:07 am

      Boere_Ninja

      Anonymous3:15 am

      Boet, I mentioned this about 1-2 years back. This is what we are heading for.

      In fact in Jan I mentioned that they will raid entire streets in suburbs, armed with Militia.

      I believe I mentioned that on the post where the 2 security guards faced off with a vehicle that didnt even try escape or make a getaway.

      They simply stood their ground, pulled out AKs and were firing at the security guards. When they get the go ahead, it will be invasions, full on invasions.

      Not on farms like we expect but in Suburbs.

      The farm issue is taken care of, the silent killing fields that are getting louder and where they wipe out entire families.

      Arm, train, unite, prepare.

      Only solution.

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    2. Anonymous10:25 am

      probably liberals who owned that shop. More converts

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  20. Anonymous6:04 am

    Boere_Ninja

    Its not all bad news.

    Apparently this one comes with a shower & beet root vending machine. The shower head is attached to his spear, golden showers for a new golden, bright South Africa.


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