14 June 2016

Kenya: Donkeys forced to wear nappies

By Mike Smith

14th of June 2016

You just cannot make this shit up. Pun intended.

Donkeys ordered to wear Nappies in Kenya’s Wajir town

The town has a newly tarred road and after waiting decades for it to come…the only one in the entire town… the town council obviously wants to keep it clean.

So the brilliant solution came to force the donkey cart owners to wear nappies on their donkeys.

However the donkey cart owners are upset. They think the politicians are all a bunch of jackasses.


  1. oh my word, Mike. I wonder if the owner must wipe and powder when changing nappies. I also don't think the donkeys are very impressed with this humiliating arrangement. Die donkie is n wonderlike ding, hy staan en kuier en hy dra n luier...ja die donkie is n wonderlike ding...

  2. Anonymous9:25 am

    Heres a another one. closer to home. Enjoy

    Swaziland – Witches flying broomsticks in Swaziland above 150m will be subjected to arrest and a hefty fine of R500 000, civil aviation authorities say, according to a report.
    Witches' broomsticks are considered similar to any heavier-than-air transportation device that is airborne, The Star said.

  3. Anonymous11:32 am

    Ha ha ha ha ha...bwhaaaaaaaaa...ha heeee haaaahaaaa!!! Efriken rennisens at its best!!! Mbeki must be proud regarding this achievement from the heart of efrika. .Fucking Nobel prize winning stuff I tell you, the theory of general relativity cannot compare.

  4. Anonymous12:05 pm

    wait until they start paying toll fees for the tarr road that the donkeys use

  5. Anonymous10:56 pm

    NO..no..no...you don't anarstand the problem. You see..jast like when we had the drought we explained to you it is the fault of Apartheid because they built the dams too big...eh heh..yebo you see if the dams would have been smaller then they would have at least been full, wau bona?
    Same thing here... the woman of this town they do not love their men too strong anymore because of...eh...the size of the donkey's eh...you know ..that ..thing, wa bona. So we must hide them, morena so the womens affection returnsto us.
    Hau...we are so clever

    1. Anonymous1:24 am

      Yeah that's some progressive thingking right there lol

    2. Oooooo phok.
      And then there was mister elephant....happily minding his own business & strolling along. And the 'womens' went wild with excitement...

  6. Anonymous3:11 am

    Yebo , eish ya iss better dan pick it up , all de people will tink me Im stupid.
    If you picked it up you could sell it as compost or make bricks or smoke it .....