15 May 2016

Report on the Eurovision Song Contest.

Winning witch Jamala with the Cabalistic Tree of Life

By Mike Smith
15th of May 2016

I am not really a lover of pop music. Prefer Rock, Blues and Heavy Metal, but last night I watched that rubbish they called the 61st  Eurovision Song Contest or “Grand Prix”.

First of all they should teach the organisers a bit of geography, because I always thought that the Ural Mountains separate Europe from Asia. Since when is Australia in Europe? And I always thought Israel and Kyrgyzstan was in Asia.

Doesn’t actually matter, because it was a mish-mash of contestants from all over the world that hardly looked like they represented the countries they came from.

Australia’s Dami Im is actually Korean, Sweden’s Frans is actually half Nigerian, Belgium’s Laura Tesoro is half Italian, Armenia’s Iveta Mukuchyan is actually from Hamburg in Germany and speaks fluent German, France’s Amir Haddad is actually Israeli and winner, Ukraine’s Jamala, is half Tartar and half Armenian.

Austria’s Zoë Straub sang in French when France and Spain sang in English, Poland’s long haired Michał Szpak looked like a Satanist with his black and red costume and black finger nails, Russia’s Sergey Lazarev wore a black Communist Mao suit and in the song transformed into a black angel with black wings, the chick from Malta thought she was God that could walk on water, and the winner, Ukraine’s Jamala, sang a horrible anti Russian propaganda song (1944) of murder and killing whilst dressed in a black suit that made her look like Morticia of the Adams Family and behind her exploded red lightning bolts out of which grew a Cabalastic “Tree of Life” and of course the sycophantic “Ewige Mea Culpa” German jury gave their 12 points to Israel’s Hovi Star, a hairdresser/make-up artist and gay freakshow on his own.

In fact the only one I found fairly decent with a no bullshit country/folk song (Slow Down) was Douwe Bob of the Netherlands. I wanted him to win.

It wasn’t a song contest at all. It was a politicised Satanic multicultural orgy of liberal idiots and One Worlding Tree Huggers screaming “Kumbaya” from the top of their lungs and I can tell you what…after watching that bollocks I flashed up my DVD of George Thorogood and the Destroyers, because as the Great George once said…”There are two kinds of music in this world; There is that BULLSHIT you see on television…and then there is The Blues”.


  1. Anonymous7:09 am

    couldn't be worse than this SA Idols kak on dstv.

    1. Anonymous10:13 am

      Everything on TV and radio in SA is kak.

  2. Anonymous7:22 am

    Hey Mike I wish I could meet you and sit around a fire have a braai,couple of drinks and shake your hand! Cheers to you and thank you for all the fantastic Postings I'm a huge fan!

  3. Anonymous7:31 am

    There are six things that the Lord hates, seven that are an abomination to him: haughty eyes, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, a heart that devises wicked plans, feet that make haste to run to evil, a false witness who breathes out lies, and one who sows discord among brothers.

    Proverbs 6:16 to 19

  4. Anonymous8:34 am

    Best rock group out of the Netherlands was always Golden Earring.
    Highly underrated,although loved in America, Germany & Netherlands.

    Rinus Gerritsen - Bass.
    George Kooymans - Lead guitar, Vocals.
    Barry Hay - Guitar, Flute, Vocals.
    Cesar Zuiderwijk - Drums, Percussion.

  5. Anonymous10:15 am

    How stunningly Politically Correct of them to fuck up all the Nations with their abomination versions of reality. Babylon will fall.

  6. Anonymous1:34 pm

    Think about the winner this way: But let's start with the "hosting country": Ukraine had to be "rewarded" for letting the CIA arrange the cue and overthrow the previous government and arrange western puppet Poroshenko become president. So, it was "arranged" to make Ukraine the hosting country this year (first time since 2005) just to say "welcome to western Europe" (and likely become the next slave of the EU)
    Next: Make a Ukrainian the winner. These people have to be "rewarded" for turning their backs on Russia. And even better if the winner is from Crimea, because these "poor people's island" was "stolen" by Russia. (While the fact is that most Crimean residents who were not Tartar voted to rather be part of Russia) Crimean Tartars are Muslims and would feel more "at home" in western Europe which is becoming Muslimized as we know.
    And, winning with an Anti-Russian song was just the "Cherry on the Cake". I am sure the winner was chosen before the contest started.
    So, Yes, things makes sense.
    It makes me think of this one (I forgot who's quote this is) "Nothing in world politics happens by accident. Everything is well and definitely planned"

    1. Anonymous9:09 pm

      Very nice, and it makes perfect sense. Just like they gave Obama the Nobel Peace Prize for making more wars. I can think of two more fucks from SA who shared the prize. Got to keep up appearances that everything is just peachy in the Rainbow Abortion ZA. And 22 years later a proven farce.

  7. Anonymous1:47 pm

    I don't know how you can sit through that crap. Better to go to the pub.

    1. It was after the pub ;-) Kak job but someone has to do it. Do you know what torture it is to sit through Zuma's speeches? If I don't do it who is?

    2. Anonymous6:10 am

      My husband sits through Zuma's speeches on TV. It's a freak show to him. I prefer NOT to have my eyeballs raped, so I walk out of the room if Zoomer is on the teefee.

  8. Anonymous1:56 pm

    George Thorogood is cool stuff.

  9. Anonymous2:07 pm

    True. I recall a British television program and that they would interview Baroness Valerie Amos. Then she came up and I thought this shit is not funny.

  10. Anonymous10:15 pm

    Students - my arse........

  11. Anonymous10:23 pm

    SHOCKING VIDEO - How rubbish is moved around in South Africa. https://youtu.be/pJzIyxyDGMg

  12. Hey where's my little runner man today? Run, run, run as fast as you can because you're so scared of a little retard man.

    Pussy boy, when you're finished shafting nanny pack another suit case.

  13. Anonymous3:05 pm

    Eurovision was taken over by insane liberal "world citizens" a long time ago, it's no longer a nice way for the countries of Europe to compete against each other like the Olympics but a way to rub diversity in everyone's faces and try to project the lie that "European" is a nation but at the same time claim that Europe doesn't exist and that there is no such thing as an indigenous European.

  14. Shame Mike having to sit through that shit. Have yourself a Bells...! I love the Blues ..so pure. Unlike so much of the crap out there. Also rock. GeorgeT is excellent. Have you heard Five Finger Death Punch rendition of "Bad Company" and "House of Rising Sun"? Awesome!!!

  15. Anonymous3:00 am


    1. Mike. You a Black Keys fan.?

    2. Oh yes...smaak their Lonely Boy ;-)

    3. Njoy... Cheers!






    4. Excellent stuff Bru!!