By Mike Smith
14th of March 2016
Meet Moses…no not the one who built the Ark, the one who built the Car. Moses Ngobeni of Limpopo.
Homemade car ready to hit the road
Fact is he owned an Audi TT and a BMW and out of that, with a dash of Nissan and a smack of Toyota, he started to create this monstrosity only three years ago.
Full marks to Moses. I am really proud of him. At least it looks ten times better than the stinking two-stroke 600cc 19 KW Trabant the useless East German Communists could come up with and it took less than half the time to build than a Trabi. Poor East Germans had to order and wait ten years to get one and had to specify on the form if they would be picking it up in the morning or the afternoon, because the car dealer had to know if he should order the plumber for 10:00 or 15:00.
Believe it or not, today you still find idiots who defend that system.
Anyway...our combat divers used to take great joy in blowing their ships up in the harbours of Angola whenever they brought "tractors" and "machinery parts" to their SWAPO mates.