13 January 2016

Time to get out that special bottle of Champagne again

By Mike Smith
13th of January 2016

Apparently the son of Satan has suffered a heart attack whilst on holiday and is in a critical condition.

Mugabe suffered a heart attack

28 comments:

  1. Anonymous5:14 am

    I am praying that this us true! The old scumbag should have left for hell years ago already!!

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    1. FredBarbarossa7:22 am

      I hope no-one is saying Grace!

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  2. This is untrue, as he would need a heart to have a heart attack. My diagnosis of this illness, an extremely common case among African Leaders, the single neuron misfiring continuously for the last 91 years has now run out of oxygen robbing strategies resulting in bodily dysfunction.

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  3. Adrem5:36 am

    It's out, in the cooler and waiting......

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  4. What do you call two kaffirs on one bike?
    Organised crime.

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  5. You guys are cruel; how can you celebrate somebody's misfortune??

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    1. Who is celebrating his misfortune? We are celebrating the good fortune of the people of Zimbabwe.

      ...Nah...I will admit it. I am celebrating his misfortune. May his death not come quickly through a heart attack. I hope the fucking piece of shit dies a slow and painful death. I hope he burns in Hell for all eternity.

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    2. Anonymous8:17 am

      kaala6:13 AM

      Not somebodies misfortune, this is moergarbage, and boy will I celebrate. Why? Cause the world will be a better place!

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    3. Anonymous9:32 am

      Mike, you need help. It makes no difference to someone else if you wish them a slow and painful death. There is no effect from your wanting something to happen, unless you happen to be there in person braai'ing your victim alive on a spit. The only concern here is: who will succeed the poisonous old trout?

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    4. Anonymous10:47 am

      He will live till 106 years of age. Blerry agent

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  6. Now this is good news, but shit have to admit this monkey has really clung on to life, I mean who would have thought in 1980 this devil would still be around today!

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  7. Anonymous6:40 am

    Well, thanks for this Mike, I nearly thought I would have to discard my champagne or drink it for no reason at all. This means I will have to get another as No1 and kiddie is still out there...

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  8. Anonymous7:23 am

    Dis is nou al `n jaarlikse instelling by die Mugarbage`s. Hy kom blykbaar iets oor en almal kry hom jammer, dan gaan hy aan oor hoe die probleme van sy land hom bekommer en al wat kommie is gooi geld in sy rigting. Fok weet, die arme ou werk hard aan sy vakansie, maar die wereldbank se geld is seker nou klaar en hy wil nog op die strand gaan rondlê saam met sy meide. Maar nou dat osn weet waar hy is, kan iemand nie `n bietjie muti in sy drup gooi nie?

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  9. Anonymous9:32 am

    Mense, my kas is ge-line met die beste vog vir al die groot oomblikke, en die proppe is blink gevryf - Red Heart Rum !!!

    Hoekvlag

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  10. Hierdie is 'n herhaling van Mandela se "dood". Hulle kon ho nie langer in die "yskas" bêre nie, en moes toe maar ingee dat hy skielik oorlede is. Mugabe is reeds besig om vir Oom Nick kole op sy vuur te gooi.

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  11. Anonymous12:58 pm

    Well, I really hope I didn' t get my hopes up for nothing! It is already 22h00 and no real word yet...! Look I know only the good die young and that the devil looks after his own, but isn't Satan taking this one a bit too far?

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    1. These old communist terrorists like Mandela, Mugabe, Castro, etc. cling on to life for as long as possible, because they know what waits for them when they die. Communists are not atheists. They know who they have made a pact with.

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    2. Anonymous6:53 am

      A communist is most certainly an atheist! Karl Marx: "Religion is the opium of the people." In 2014, the Communist Party of China reaffirmed that members of their party must be atheists.

      This does not mean that all atheists are communists. There are far more agnostics ("don't really know") than hard line atheists. You can't prove there is a god because of what it says in some old books written by shepherds thousands of years ago, but you can't prove there definitely isn't a god either. Belief in god or in a heaven or hell is just that: a belief and not a proven fact.

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    3. Communists are Satanists. Read "Marx & Satan" by Richard Wurmbrand. Download it for free from the internet.

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    4. Anonymous8:26 am

      "Satanism" is a facade used by boring new age imbeciles to try to make themselves appear more interesting to others. Nothing to do with atheism which means "no god". How can you believe in a Satanic god if you don't believe that there are any gods? Where you were born and how you are raised will determine what you will most likely believe. If you are born and raised in a Muslim country, you will be a Muslim. If you are born and raised in communist China, you will be an atheist. In India, Hindu; in Pakistan, Muslim. Mr Worm-on-Fire's opinions notwithstanding.

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    5. Communist leaders are definitely Satanists. Off course the front for Communism would be Atheism. Who in their right mind would join a System whose believes are openly Satanic.?

      When you start going up the ranks you're gonna end up at hardcore Satanists. People lack to understand the real danger of Communism which is one of the fronts for the powers that be. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Eph 6:12

      Didn't think about it that way Mike until you mentioned it now and it made sense... Mandela, Castro, Mugabe all made the deal and they know what's waiting, they're clinging on but the Reaper's calling.

      Anon 653. It's not belief mate, it's Faith.

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  12. Mike said:
    "...Nah...I will admit it. I am celebrating his misfortune."

    I'm with you Mike. And even if he burns in Hell for a thousand eternities it won't be long enough, and it will still be small satisfaction, considering all the Evil he's done to Rhodesia.

    And naala and anonymous are typical of empty headed feel good hypocrites. A murderer attacks his victim and all naala sees is the victim using violence to defend himself and his family, and all naala can do is condemn the victim for using violence, never saying anything about the murderer who committed the crime in the first place. I've seen people like naala all my life, they're a disgrace.

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    1. Anonymous1:32 am

      tyrannovar said:
      I've seen people like naala all my life, they're a disgrace.

      Yip, and with their illplaced 'empathy' they are the cause of the problems in this world, because, you know, criminals have rights too...
      It is sad that we have to consistently contend with such twisted, depraved fools in our midst

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    2. Anonymous11:08 am

      The real reason why they attack the victim in this way is because if you are a rebellious peasant, and you succeed in breaking free from the grasp of criminal violence, the elitist assholes who run the judiciary, will fear that you will use the same mechanism to get rid of them.

      So in the end, they pervert the cause of truth and justice in order to prevent the maturing of the mechanism (aka Self defence and the right to keep and bear arms) that was originally intended to protect you from street criminals, which can be matured to defend yourself against the criminals further up the food chain

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  13. May ol' Sate take Zuma soon too, to keep ol' Bob company.

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  14. There have been rumours for months now about his death...I have been saying for months that the old fart is already dead, he just has to fall over and start stinking! I think that grace is orchestrating this whole thing My only concern is that things may get a lot worse before they get better!

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    1. Anonymous12:56 am

      Haven't we seen this before? The dead terrorist comes to mind...

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  15. Anonymous9:16 am

    What a letdown the champagne is cold... 2nd day now, nothing definate...but we must have faith, it will come.
    Daar's n on spreekwoord in Afrikaans: 2 vliee met een klap. Wat van 3 vliee met een klap? You know what I mean...

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