18 January 2016

Cabins for those in the ANC cabinet

By Mike Smith

18th of January 2016

It was with interest that I noted that the world’s first public Masturbation booth was erected in New York City by London-based sex toy company Hot Octupuss.

In a press release, the company has announced the installment of a free masturbation booth–dubbed the GuyFi booth–on the corner of 28th St. and 5th Ave. in New York City, which will apparently be instrumental in helping stressed men get promotions at their jobs.

Mike’s little birdie in parliament tweeted that word on the street is that Thulas Nxesi, the Minister of Public Works already ordered 40 booths to be erected outside of parliament in Cape Town for all the Wankers in the ANC cabinet.


  1. Anonymous9:22 am

    Haha Mike you really should think of becoming a comedian. Pun intended haha

  2. Willem Wikkelspies11:28 am

    Always thought the ANC's so called armed struggle was little more than a simpler better faster 5 knuckle shuffle

  3. Mr Mister10:44 pm

    It's no use installing such booths outside of parliament in Cape Town because they'll catch fire due to friction by Zuma alone.

  4. Dis waar die woord 'Tos-Apie' vandaan kom...

  5. Anonymous3:40 pm

    To be erected, ROFL